i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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