Taylor Swift is so right about you.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i've created a new STD.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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