whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
and she was petting her beer can
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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