let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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