So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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