Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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