Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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