Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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