just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
