Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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