Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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