i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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