I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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