She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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