love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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