Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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