its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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