I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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