HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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