Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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