I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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