Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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