i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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