They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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