I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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