Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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