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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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