meet me or not, i'm out of control
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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