This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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