Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Pooping to opera.
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