pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
someone threw a dead crab at me
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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