Dual....:-)
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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