She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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