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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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