just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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