Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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