Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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