If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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