It's just like the Real World with babies
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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