butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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