i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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