I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize