That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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