For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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