i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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