So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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