I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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