Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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