I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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