I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you never un-have a 4some
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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