I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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