puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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