What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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