My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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